{"product_id":"cat-vest-harness-traction-rope","title":"The Great Escape (Prevention) Harness","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause your cat thinks they're feral. They're not. But we respect the delusion.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the Bad Luck Boutique anti-escape chest harness — engineered for the cat who has already mentally planned seventeen escape routes and is simply waiting for the right moment. Spoiler: this harness is not that moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy It Won't Let Them Win\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBreathable polyester canvas\u003c\/strong\u003e — fresh, durable, and built to survive your cat's dramatic protests\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4-point tension distribution\u003c\/strong\u003e — disperses pull force so even the most theatrical lunge feels like nothing. Comfortable for them. Satisfying for you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e38mm Velcro + buckle dual-lock system\u003c\/strong\u003e — multi-layer security because your cat has watched you fumble with single-clasp harnesses before and taken notes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eErgonomic handle\u003c\/strong\u003e — for those moments when \"gentle guidance\" becomes \"full restraint\" in 0.3 seconds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChrome-plated metal D-ring \u0026amp; leash clip\u003c\/strong\u003e — rust-resistant, high-gloss, and absolutely not impressed by your cat's attitude\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJapanese Tangcao pattern\u003c\/strong\u003e — looks like a cute little outfit indoors; becomes a full escape-proof harness the second that D-ring clicks. Fashion and function. Mostly function.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cf.cjdropshipping.com\/8f618801-2db8-4b08-aafa-e804f3f6ee3a.png\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cf.cjdropshipping.com\/2c3e3258-b657-4f37-ab46-0c06779a374e.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cf.cjdropshipping.com\/7d636c3d-376a-497c-931b-ec44667f2b4a.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cf.cjdropshipping.com\/269d1764-1f0f-4e53-a6a6-7d7e6d8577e5.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cf.cjdropshipping.com\/741baa64-548d-4ca3-9c41-ef43a46b6fc4.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e \u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cf.cjdropshipping.com\/e5e7d83d-9ec0-4028-bfc4-5f9e46b41f32.jpg\" style=\"max-width: 100%;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Bad Luck Boutique Warning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe cannot be held responsible for the look your cat gives you when you put this on them. That's between you and your cat. We suggest not making eye contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Manufacturer's Warning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlways supervise your pet while wearing this harness. Do not leave harness on unattended animals. Check fit regularly — cats grow, and more importantly, cats scheme. Inspect hardware before each use for signs of wear. Not suitable for rabbits who think they're cats (you know who you are).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Luck Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Blue \/ S","offer_id":51997626237144,"sku":"CJJJCWMY00654-Blue-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue \/ XS","offer_id":51997626269912,"sku":"CJJJCWMY00654-Blue-XS","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ S","offer_id":51997626302680,"sku":"CJJJCWMY00654-Green-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green \/ XS","offer_id":51997626335448,"sku":"CJJJCWMY00654-Green-XS","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":51997626368216,"sku":"CJJJCWMY00654-Red-S","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XS","offer_id":51997626400984,"sku":"CJJJCWMY00654-Red-XS","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/0804\/6808\/files\/4909774407408.jpg?v=1784471982","url":"https:\/\/www.badluckboutique.com\/products\/cat-vest-harness-traction-rope","provider":"Bad Luck Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}