{"product_id":"ceramic-pet-products-cat-bowl","title":"The Cursed Cat Bowl (Your Cat Will Knock It Over Anyway)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e⚠️ MANUFACTURER'S WARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis product has been tested by actual cats. Results were chaotic. The manufacturer accepts no responsibility for spilled water, judgmental stares, or the existential dread of realizing your cat prefers drinking from the tap. Ceramic components are durable — your cat's opinion of you, however, is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e🐾 BAD LUCK BOUTIQUE PLAYFUL WARNING:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePurchasing this bowl does NOT guarantee your cat will use it. Studies show a 73% chance your cat will sniff it, walk away, and drink from your glass instead. Side effects may include: excessive meowing at 3am, a cat sitting directly beside the bowl while staring at you, and an unshakeable feeling that you are being judged. You have been warned. Proceed with love (and low expectations).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Specs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaterial: Wood + Ceramic (fancy enough for your ungrateful feline)\u003cbr\u003eSize: 31.8 × 9 × 18.2 cm — big enough for drama, small enough to knock off a shelf\u003cbr\u003eCat Bowl Diameter: 14.5 × 5 cm\u003cbr\u003eColors: Grey Cat, Colorful Cat, Orange Cat, Flat Face Cat, Fish Bone Claw\u003cbr\u003eAutomatic Feeding Compatible: Yes (your cat will still complain)\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePacking List:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBase × 1 + Cat Bowl × 2 (one for food, one for chaos)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Luck Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Colorful cat","offer_id":51947587305688,"sku":"CJMY174329202BY","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fish bone claw","offer_id":51947587338456,"sku":"CJMY174329205EV","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Flat faced cat","offer_id":51947587371224,"sku":"CJMY174329204DW","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ginger cat","offer_id":51947587403992,"sku":"CJMY174329203CX","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey Cat","offer_id":51947587436760,"sku":"CJMY174329201AZ","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/0804\/6808\/files\/85fe7314-11b4-43b5-88ec-9161789fe1f8.jpg?v=1783223192","url":"https:\/\/www.badluckboutique.com\/products\/ceramic-pet-products-cat-bowl","provider":"Bad Luck Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}