{"product_id":"glitter-dumpling-glitter-dumpling-squishy-dumplings-squeeze-sensory-stress-relief-toy-with-food-steamer-for-adults-kids","title":"Sparkle Bun — The Official Biscuit-Making Squishy for Cat People","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt glitters. It squishes. It arrives in its own tiny steamer like the royalty it is — and it was basically designed for making biscuits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Sparkle Bun is a glitter dumpling squishy for people who believe stress relief should be \u003cem\u003efabulous\u003c\/em\u003e. Soft TPR construction, a chubby bun shape with an adorable face, and a slow-rising squeeze that is deeply, unreasonably satisfying. Essentially: you, doing what your cat does at 3am on your stomach, but with more glitter and fewer claw marks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKeep it on your desk. Bring it to meetings. Knead it rhythmically while staring into the middle distance. Your cat will understand. Your coworkers may not. That's their problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe miniature steamer is included because your dumpling deserves a proper entrance. Honestly, so do you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: TPR — soft, skin-friendly, slow-rising\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: approx. 10 x 10 x 5cm (3.94 x 3.94 x 1.97 inches)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinish: Glitter — because plain dumplings are for people with no imagination\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes: 1 x glitter dumpling squishy + 1 x miniature steamer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAge recommendation: 14+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrigin: Mainland China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003e🖤 Bad Luck Boutique Warning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBad Luck Boutique accepts no responsibility for the immediate need to name this dumpling, introduce it to your other desk items, or explain to your coworkers why you are kneading a glitter bun during a Zoom call. This is called \u003cem\u003emaking biscuits\u003c\/em\u003e. It is a lifestyle. Your cat has been trying to tell you this for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSide effects include: squeezing it compulsively, buying one for every person you've ever liked, an overwhelming craving for actual dumplings, and a newfound spiritual connection to your cat's 3am kneading sessions. We understand. We've been there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlacing the Sparkle Bun in direct sunlight may cause it to glitter aggressively. Bad Luck Boutique considers this a feature, not a flaw.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e⚠️ Manufacturer's Warning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot suitable for children under 3 years of age. Contains small parts — choking hazard. Not a food product. Do not eat. (It looks delicious. It is not. The glitter is decorative.) Keep away from sharp objects, extreme heat, direct sunlight, and curious paws. Colours may vary slightly from images due to screen settings and lighting. Size may vary ±1–2cm due to manual measurement.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Luck Boutique","offers":[{"title":"WHITE","offer_id":51828484767960,"sku":"14:29","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold","offer_id":51828484800728,"sku":"14:350850","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/0804\/6808\/files\/S4470913c22b8475ead1e2b72b9d10d33p.webp?v=1784672116","url":"https:\/\/www.badluckboutique.com\/products\/glitter-dumpling-glitter-dumpling-squishy-dumplings-squeeze-sensory-stress-relief-toy-with-food-steamer-for-adults-kids","provider":"Bad Luck Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}