{"product_id":"kitten-cell-phone-holder","title":"The Paw Butler — Cat Phone Stand","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e⚠️ Bad Luck Warning: Once you let a cat hold your phone, you will never be able to go back to a boring stand. Bad Luck Boutique accepts no responsibility for the smug satisfaction this brings you daily.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Manufacturer's Warning:\u003c\/strong\u003e This figurine takes its job extremely seriously. Do not disturb it during screen time. Side effects include talking to it, naming it, and buying three more \"just in case.\" Not responsible for feelings of inadequacy when compared to your actual cat's work ethic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eYour phone deserves better than being propped up against a coffee mug. Enter \u003cstrong\u003eThe Paw Butler\u003c\/strong\u003e — a distinguished cat figurine who has graciously agreed to hold your device upright while you pretend to be productive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSculpted in a heroic standing pose with arms raised in devoted service, The Paw Butler is the desk companion you didn't know you needed and now cannot live without. Available in four distinguished characters, each with their own personality and questionable life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium ABS — lightweight, sturdy, and far more reliable than your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCompatibility:\u003c\/strong\u003e Universal — holds most smartphones upright in portrait orientation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCharacters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose your Paw Butler wisely —\n    \u003cul\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle A:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Golden Child — yellow and white, classically distinguished\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle B:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sanmao — the three-haired philosopher, deeply unbothered\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle C:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Tiger — striped, stoic, and absolutely judging your screen time\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle D:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Duo — two kittens, twice the attitude, zero personal space\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBase:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tatami-style mat with yarn balls and cat toys — because even butlers have hobbies\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 88g — substantial enough to feel intentional, light enough to travel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in the Box:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × Paw Butler Cat Phone Stand (your chosen style)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e1 × Instant upgrade to your desk aesthetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e∞ × Unsolicited compliments from everyone who sees it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBad Luck Boutique — for those who refuse to settle for a boring desk.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Luck Boutique","offers":[{"title":"A","offer_id":52043615928536,"sku":"CJJT112256201AZ","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"B","offer_id":52043615961304,"sku":"CJJT112256202BY","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"C","offer_id":52043615994072,"sku":"CJJT112256203CX","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"D","offer_id":52043616026840,"sku":"CJJT112256204DW","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/0804\/6808\/files\/1620701706304.jpg?v=1785258534","url":"https:\/\/www.badluckboutique.com\/products\/kitten-cell-phone-holder","provider":"Bad Luck Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}