{"product_id":"the-cats-pastry-squishy-bakery-blind-box","title":"The Cat's Pastry — Squishy Bakery Blind Box","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou can't eat them. You absolutely will try to.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Cat's Pastry is a blind box of miniature bakery squishies so cute they should be illegal, and so squishy they should be prescribed. Croissants, donuts, pastries — each one rendered in soft, slow-rising TPR and packed with the kind of chaotic energy that only a surprise dessert can deliver.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou don't choose your treat. The universe does. That's the Bad Luck Boutique way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e✦ Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e TPR — soft, slow-rising, skin-safe, and dangerously squeezable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eContents:\u003c\/strong\u003e Randomly selected miniature bakery squishy (croissants, donuts, pastries \u0026amp; more)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFormat:\u003c\/strong\u003e Blind box — no previews, no spoilers, no guarantees\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable In:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1pc \/ 5pc \/ 10pc — for the cautious, the committed, and the chaotic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAge Recommendation:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8+ (and adults who never grew up)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mainland China\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003e🖤 Bad Luck Boutique Warning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBad Luck Boutique accepts no responsibility for the compulsive need to collect every style, the devastation of receiving a duplicate croissant, or the very real possibility that you will name your squishy pastry and refuse to share it. Side effects include: squeezing it during every Zoom call, buying more boxes to \"complete the set\", and developing strong opinions about which miniature baked good is objectively the best one. We've been there. We have seventeen.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003e⚠️ Manufacturer's Warning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for consumption — it looks delicious, it is not. Not suitable for children under 8 years — choking hazard, small parts. Keep away from pets, sharp objects, extreme heat, and direct sunlight. Not suitable for aggressive chewing or prolonged moisture exposure. Colours may vary slightly from images due to screen settings and lighting.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bad Luck Boutique","offers":[{"title":"Random 10pcs","offer_id":51924573290712,"sku":"14:691#Random 10pcs","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Random 5pcs","offer_id":51924573323480,"sku":"14:366#Random 5pcs","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Random 1pcs","offer_id":51924573356248,"sku":"14:173#Random 1pcs","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/0804\/6808\/files\/cats-pastry-hero-shot.png?v=1783024748","url":"https:\/\/www.badluckboutique.com\/products\/the-cats-pastry-squishy-bakery-blind-box","provider":"Bad Luck Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}