{"product_id":"the-cube-of-calm-squishy","title":"🧀 The Cube of Calm — Squishy Cheese Stress Ball","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt's giving... dairy therapy.\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour cat knocks things off tables for fun. You? You squeeze this. Meet your new desk companion: a satisfyingly squishy, non-rebound cheese cube that exists solely to absorb your stress. Squeeze it. Squish it. Reshape it into something unrecognizable. It doesn't judge. It just vibes — just like your cat pretends not to notice you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anxious hands, fidgety fingers, and anyone who's ever wanted to silently scream into something soft while their cat stares at them from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e TPR — soft, pliable, and suspiciously paw-able\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6cm — roughly the size of a cat's murder mittens\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRebound:\u003c\/strong\u003e Non-rebound (unlike your cat, it stays where you put it)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Animals \u0026amp; Nature \/ Stress Relief (cat tax included)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRecommended Age:\u003c\/strong\u003e 14+ (and cats of all ages, apparently)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mainland China\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eElectric:\u003c\/strong\u003e No — no batteries, no charging, just pure squish energy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003e⚠️ BAD LUCK BOUTIQUE WARNING\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis product has been known to cause: uncontrollable squishing, mild obsession, and the inexplicable urge to buy one for every person you've ever met. Bad Luck Boutique is not responsible for any cheese-related cravings triggered by prolonged use, nor for your cat attempting to claim this as their own. Proceed with delightful caution.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003e⚠️ MANUFACTURER'S WARNING\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot suitable for children under 14 years of age. Contains small parts — choking hazard. Not a food product. Do not eat. (We know it looks delicious. Your cat agrees. Still no.) Keep away from sharp objects, extreme heat, and curious cats with a vendetta. Colors may vary slightly from images due to screen settings and lighting. Size may vary ±1–2cm due to manual measurement.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lipstick n Joey","offers":[{"title":"6cm 1pcs","offer_id":51828484997336,"sku":"14:200006151#6cm 1pcs","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/0804\/6808\/files\/Sa4830ec55b4a4585b98b2ca89357cfeaH.webp?v=1783974864","url":"https:\/\/www.badluckboutique.com\/products\/the-cube-of-calm-squishy","provider":"Bad Luck Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}