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Cat Titanic — "Jack Never Had a Chance" Tee

<p>Jack never had a chance. Your wardrobe does.</p><p>The Cat Titanic Tee is for everyone who watched that movie and thought — the cat would have survived. Bold graphic print, soft polyester, and zero regrets.</p><p><strong>Specs:</strong><br>Material: Polyester<br>Fit: Relaxed unisex<br>Sizes: S–3XL (Asian sizing — size up at least one size)<br>Available in multiple colors</p><p>The cat made it. That's all that matters.</p>

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Cat Titanic — "Jack Never Had a Chance" Tee

<p>Jack never had a chance. Your wardrobe does.</p><p>The Cat Titanic Tee is for everyone who watched that movie and thought — the cat would have survived. Bold graphic print, soft polyester, and zero regrets.</p><p><strong>Specs:</strong><br>Material: Polyester<br>Fit: Relaxed unisex<br>Sizes: S–3XL (Asian sizing — size up at least one size)<br>Available in multiple colors</p><p>The cat made it. That's all that matters.</p>

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Genuine gothic mood, never too precious to crack a smile.

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A little dark delight for the shadow-dwellers among us.

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Cat Titanic — "Jack Never Had a Chance" Tee

$21.99

<p>Jack never had a chance. Your wardrobe does.</p><p>The Cat Titanic Tee is for everyone who watched that movie and thought — the cat would have survived. Bold graphic print, soft polyester, and zero regrets.</p><p><strong>Specs:</strong><br>Material: Polyester<br>Fit: Relaxed unisex<br>Sizes: S–3XL (Asian sizing — size up at least one size)<br>Available in multiple colors</p><p>The cat made it. That's all that matters.</p>

Made to slip into your everyday superstitions with ease. Consult the details above for exactly what fits where — we'd hate for you to summon the wrong omen.

Treat your little curio kindly: keep it away from damp corners (it much prefers the dark ones) and store it apart from your other trinkets. You never know what unholy alliances form when cursed things are left alone together.

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